Episodes

Japan explains the true nature of a ninja's shuriken. Wartime leaves the Axis with a lack of coffee, and Germany is assigned to come up with an alternative. || In this episode: throwing stars, sharpened chopsticks, steel tanks, and other super-mega-manly stuff - like, for instance, Germany squatting in a dandelion patch. Also, YOU GUYS, HETALIA’S BACK! Source: crunchyroll

The Newspaper Club, which consists of Germany, Italy, and Japan decide to interview all of the clubs in the school. || The Axis boys investigate W Academy’s various clubs, including the Gourmet Club, the Witchcraft Club, and the Man, France is Looking REALLY Good Lately Club. Okay, that last one’s not a real thing. But, seriously, France is looking REALLY good lately. Source: crunchyroll

The Newspaper Club goes on to interview the Nordic Club, the Canada Club, the Elephant Appreciation Club, the Music Club, the Swim Team, and the ... "Going Home" club...? || It seems W Academy’s most ridiculous clubs each share the same single member. This member’s identity should not surprise you. Also, HUGE news! A NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN character shows up around two minutes into the episode! Source: crunchyroll

Little Russia is picked on by Mongolia, Denmark, and Sweden; is freaked out by Little Ukraine, is rejected by a hamster, and fights the Battle on the Ice against the Teutonic Order (Prussia). || Poor Russia. He had a pretty rough childhood. Everyone picked on him. Even random hamsters totally hated him. Stupid hamsters. Oh, and it turns out that Prussia has always, even as a little kid, been a total di… uh, handful. Come on, you know how he is. Source: crunchyroll

After meeting France, a Parisian mortal ponders what it means to live forever. || This episode about France is heavy. It’s deep. There’s a wistful old man and two uncertain young lovers. Right in the middle of it all: ageless France. Is it a blessing or a curse that he stays forever yum? Wait, I meant YOUNG. FOREVER YOUNG. DAT HAIR. Source: crunchyroll

In which Chibi Romano is a cute tsundere who really does care for Spain (even though he has an odd way of showing it). || This episode explores the intricacies of Romano and Spain’s adorably dysfunctional relationship. Also, somebody keeps peeing in Romano’s bed. He blames a rogue squirrel. But I ain’t buying it. Source: crunchyroll

Japan stays over at America's place for a while. Extreme culture-conflict ensues. || In today’s episode: Quality time in the bathtub. Also, America’s got some pretty sweet dance moves. Japan’s got some pretty sweet abs. And why am I just now hearing about this cat that apparently likes to sit in pots? Source: crunchyroll

Estonia finds all his websites hacked with each site displaying a drawing of Chibirussia. Immediately, Estonia accuses Russia of the dirty deed, but naturally Russia denies it. In order to solve the mystery, Estonia hires America to trace the hack. || The blog-o-sphere erupts into flames when Estonia’s website gets hacked! With Russia as the main suspect, America attem-///error…(0 Source: crunchyroll

The reasoning behind Netherlands being so obsessively concerned over money is revealed. || Belgium wants to throw a waffle party, but the only things her big bro Netherlands cares about are pickled fish, clean kitchens, and cold hard cash! He so blunt - and dreamy! Source: crunchyroll

Greece's philosophical side makes an appearance, and more is revealed about his strange relationship with Turkey. Meanwhile, Italy and Turkey discuss the times when Chibitalia used to beat up Turkey, much to the surprise and disbelief of Germany. || Young Greece waxes philosophical about his love of cats, his desire to pet cats, and his hunger for sweets. Then he takes a bath with Turkey. Turkey is super cool. And strong. Source: crunchyroll

All of the countries are threatened with embarrassing photos to come to an April Fool's gathering in even more embarrassing costumes. || It’s April Fools’ Day and someone is forcing all the countries to dress up in embarrassing costumes! France is suddenly super small, and everyone is up in arms! Except that one guy who lives upstairs from America. I can never remember his name. Source: crunchyroll

It's Halloween night, and America wants Japan to help him finally win a Halloween prank war against the undefeated England. || Japan’s peaceful soak in a nice, hot tub is ruined when America kicks in the window and invites him to a Halloween party – in his room! Also, England summons an old fairy to scare the pants off America. Scary no pants time! Source: crunchyroll

The countries are rated by how fast they walk. Prussia and Germany infiltrate an American camp, and are caught doing so. || Today’s agenda consists of cool diplomatic poses, brothers pumping iron, sneaking into the American camp – and a shared love of hamburgers! BEEFCAKES BEEFCAKES BEEFCAKES! Source: crunchyroll

France meets a girl and takes her on a tour. They discuss the Hundred Years War, Joan of Arc, and what she means to France. || France looks dashing whilst discoursing on the Hundred Years War and Joan of Arc’s tragic, yet beautiful, life. Did I mention how dreamy France’s hair looks when he twirls in the breeze? Well, it does. It really, really does. Source: crunchyroll

England tells Seychelles that the Prince of England and his wife are going to her place for their honeymoon, but she must keep it secret. And during WWI, Italy forgets his gun, which is later found by Germany. || You guys, there’s a royal wedding and afterward England’s Prince IS VISITING SEYCHELLES!!! Oh, wait, that’s supposed to be a big secret. Pretend you never read that. Just think of studly archangels and cardboard hats instead. Source: crunchyroll

The axis and allies as well as others watch and discuss horror films from their countries. || When the countries gather to show off their favorite horror movies, it’s nothing but boobs, bloody entrails, Japanese ghosts, creepy naked Santas, and mental stabbings! OMG WHAT WAS THAT NOISE!? Source: crunchyroll

The countries watch more horror films, and realize that horror films from other countries are weird. New Zealand makes his first appearance. || The dreamy boys of Hetalia love horror films! Canada’s opus features a cage full of pancakes and bears, Germany shows off its jugs and vampires, and America proves that a good cook can kill any zombie! Hold up – who in the eff is this Canada dude!? Source: crunchyroll

Sealand tries to make a new friend: the newest micro-nation, Wy. || Seborga hangs upside down from a tree and drips ketchup all over Wy’s yard. Meanwhile, Ukraine and Hungary dish on super cute costumes from throughout the ages! Get a load of Crete! Source: crunchyroll

The Axis Powers celebrate the first year anniversary of the Tripartite Pact. || Japan throws a swanky party to celebrate his alliance with Germany and Italy. Germany wants to get down to business, but Italy is looking forward to snacks, calico kittens, and bath time! Source: crunchyroll